By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
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cradle6 13

Chocolate eggs? Is that what you kids call them now?

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SkoomaKi 27

I'm proud of you, you found the last egg! Must have been some good chocolate if they said that.

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Stormdriven37 6

That's all? I would have murdered you for taking the last chocolate egg.

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I'madumbass 19

The last three people in this comment section (yes, including the one I am replying to) take chocolate too seriously. Yes, I am a chocolate lover. Yes, I would also be annoyed, but no, I am not a chocolate-loving psychopath who will kick their kid out if they ate the last chocolate. Get some sense

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greenmen 12

Lol! Whatever they say or not your future is in their good hands.

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jazminadaire 2

I'm sorry but that's pretty funny

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RoadKill67a 4

Look at the bright side, you can prove them wrong!

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yourmurderscenex 13

go buy them a bunch and tell them you bought with your drug money.

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chosha_fml 26

Well I guess you saved someone else from a life of crime and homelessness, seeing as SOMEBODY had to take the last one. /eye roll/ your parents are ridiculous.

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