By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 04:43 - United States

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Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML
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Ukeee_X 19

You let your parrot see/hear those things? I couldn't do it with an audience. Again, you should get a gag.

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karlcolt45 19

I don't think I could keep my compass pointed north with a parrot in the room...you must have a very accommodating boyfriend

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onorexveritas 23

that's hilarious

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a_frogg 9

Well... In a way YDI. Parrots pick up anything, you should've read the parrot manual.

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nvo 6

Why would you have sex within earshot of a PARROT??? YDI

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theSPSstudios 7

At least your getting it in.

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dcanimal 3

Why the **** was he close enough to hear?!!!!!

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Bubbelz 25

I voted FYL earlier, but you know what? You deserved it. It's a parrot! You should've known.

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azhang1066 12

That's literally one of the funniest things I have ever read.

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