Kids: Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went...

By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Cassy - 14/02/2023 13:00 - Australia - Rockingham

Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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spillproof 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

what, you left your son alone. who was watching him?!

Seti_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

I would be sooo pissed. Especially since it's hard to be mad at your kid since he was trying to help.

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shaPOW 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:34

This one's tough to judge since I don't know how much effort you made to keep your electronics and graden tools out of your child's reach. If they were easily accessible to him, YDI. But if you had put them away and your son had to make a big effort to get them, that's more of an FYL.

myrddraal_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:37

haha what a cool kid

powermad80 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:39

The kid has to be a complete brainless retard if he's 6 and does that. I have a 6 year old brother and he is WAAAAAAAAY smarter than that.

IamSpartacus 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:45

Awww, that's so cute! :P Haha, sucks for you.

hey2341 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:53

wtf? u left ur six year old child home alone?

18legalawesome 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:11

I feel sorry for you, but next time you may want to keep your phone out of reach :)

Mist_ress 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:46

next time tell your child you are a magician and can bring it back to life.

Adulson 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:16

Why are some of you assuming he left the kid alone? Maybe someone was in the house with the kid but they weren't paying enough attention. But anyway, sorry about your phone but if you ever get a new one keep it out of your child's reach next time.

philosopher 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:59

Well, did your phone survive? I mean, as long as it's pretty tightly designed, it should still work as long as it was turned off and no actual moisture or water went into the panels.