By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
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WCARlover 34

Reminds me of the “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" quote:(

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abNormal62 23

Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!

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mads_nicole 19

I have a feeling this FML is going to bring on a lot of church and Christian bashing comments...sucks that it happened OP! Even the devil goes to church sometimes.

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doemetoch 28

If this is a big church where a lot of people come and go, it (unfortunately) doesn't surprise me that the place might attrackt thieves. Take care of your belongings like you would in any public place. It's a tad naive to think that anybody who happens to enter a church building is automatically a nice person with good intentions.

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lumene 17

I enjoyed your variation of "attract".

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fordneagles 34

The dishonest ones you can trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

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Shanpre 3

That happened to me. Luckily we had the ladies address and got it back. Smh

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worldclassrager 39

That just goes to show that everyone at church isn't I guess godly if that's a good way to put it

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WOTAN1488 24

Another reason not to go to church.

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