By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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mynameisal 0

ydi for having a chin

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zattele 3

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for not shaving, Grizzly Adams. YDI for thinking 1000 words in an essay is a lot. At least it's not 1000 pushups or 1000 side-straddle hops. YDI for being an undisciplined fuckstick.

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firecopy 6

I would might actually would want 1000 push ups instead of a 1000 word essay. it's less thinking when you run out of words to say about the greatness of shaving.

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lalagirl912 0

just say a a a a a... the entire time, a is a word then just say I have a a a a studer! :P ps.not makig. fun of people with stuffer, cuz I think it's kinda cute lol :P

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xXLenaXx 0

So do these cute people have a stuffer or a studer? Also, do you pronounce it like "stew-derr"?

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PhillyFox 0

YDI for not shaving. Welcome to the military.

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lausarndon 0

Seriously, it could have been worse. Try writing a 10,000 word essay on hydration. 1000 words is nothing, and you'd better get used to this kind of stuff being in the military.

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kayluhchaos 0

who says he's in the marines? he could be in high school jrotc for all you know

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lausarndon 0

Nobody said Marines. And if it's JRTC, then this guy really is a ******* pussy and needs to get over it.

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seouldier13 0

JROTC*. JRTC is a training exercise at Fort Polk.

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lu95 16

well keep yourself clean shaven from now on.

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gamecast21 0

bet you'll remember to shave next time hahahaha gotta love Marines :-) I've had worse punishments. copying 5 pages from a regulation handbook that turns into 11 handwritten pages. but at least I didn't have to make that up.

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Tweak56 0

he never said he was in the marines there are platoon sargents in the army too

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gamecast21 0

I was generalizing from my own experience.

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cristy91 33

What's the likelihood he would read it? If it's not high, just create a story of an unshaved man saving a unicorn. Maybe you could start writing how if there's an alien invasion, not having a beard would make you less distinguishable in the masses... Of course that wouldn't help much if there were robots involved. How about you could just discuss how you don't look like a bum, but rather a serious man? Fyl, either way. I hate writing, so I'd be upset. Math and Science FTW!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'd prefer to read a story about Amanda shaving a unicorn.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

A man*, not Amanda. Or maybe a man named Amanda. Or an unshaven-then-shaven unicorn named Amanda.

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jrenf 8

the likelihood is very high if the platoon sergeant is a good NCO. I've read every essay I ever had a soldier write.

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tido140 0

Fycking plebe... Grow the **** up and shave

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Garyvillines 0

atleast you don't have to satellite a formation with your "shaving kit"

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