He'll learn to shave before showing up for duty every day.

That grg71 is a retard and hopes he/she doesn't join if he or she is this retarded.

oh and Abe Lincon

Because if you're unshaven the gas mask won't fit properly. I'd rather have razorbumps than die from Mustard Gas. OP - You're in the military. When you signed up your body became no longer yours. It became US Government Property. Don't like it? Don't reenlist (That's what I did...I think for myself too much to be in the military). The best thing you can do right now...is to shut up, do as you're told, follow the rules, and ride out the rest of your enlistment. Semper Fi.

hey **** you dude

Well if it isn't the problem solver and ender of all wars in the flesh on FML. Do you think I love being deployed for a year at a time? especially when retarded Americans like you talk shit when you are still sucking on your mommas teets. How about you join and fight? ******* faggots that complain about the military and don't know a thing about it. Its for discipline. if you can train a soldier to keep a well kept appearance, than you can train them to fight. You are from the young punk/no discipline generation huh?

That shows me what a wonderful soldier the country has sent out to fight the war for us. If you hate being deployed so much then why join, no one asked you to protect us, you did it on your own. So what if some "punk kid" is talking shit, aren't you supposed to be cool headed in the face of fire? Why does a "punk" statement make you so angry? You signed up to fight, not to be on FML yelling at "Stupid Americans" about how rude it is that they cannot appreciate your inherent greatness because you chose to pick up a gun and protect our sorry asses. Sorry if I am not bowing down to your infinite glory, oh God among us, oh wonderful Saint Sacrifice. Yea, thanks for your service, but I sometimes find soldiers to be some of the people in society that I want gone. Yea, some of you guys are there to protect us, but others have a negative attitude about anything but "manly men." Calling someone a ******, wow, real mature. It just shows that you have a fear of being anything less than a 'real man.' Telling someone they have to pick up a gun and shoot people to be of real use, well that just stinks of archaic times. I bet you spend your time scratching your nuts with your gun and yelling at people "who will never understand because they are ignorant." Woot, I feel so safe.

That dude's probably not even a soldier, just some poser. Why would one be on FML?

Because he has such a "hard life" sitting behind a desk? Idk. But if he is, then he is not the sort of person I want defending my country. I'd have more luck with a kazoo and a spork.

Actually skin flutist, that comment wasn't for you but you decided to put your two cents in. notice I didn't get mad at any other folks but the retard that doesn't know about soldiers having to keep a neat appearance. just shooting doesn't win wars. I do not just sit behind the desk. I also am not a war monger. I am not complaining about the job I picked skin flutist. Just the fact that there was a know it all that wanted to tell me how to win a war. You being an expert at playing the dick flute would not want me that doesn't know a thing about it to give you pointers right? I don't judge your profession so do not try to call me out. I am a 13 fox-trot in the US army. As for your baby attached to your vag that wanted to comment also right aglitter you, go suck a dick. Trust me, war is a terrible thing and to see your friends die. Especially from situations that could have been mitigated. Deployments suck, it's part of being a soldier. I know, and I don't play that high and mighty card for being a soldier but I do expect don't-know-it-alls to stay out of my koolaid.

Oh, wow, you implied I suck dick? Is this the don't ask, don't tell part of the conversation? Like I give a flying **** about what part of the army you are in. To me, you are all the same, you pick up a gun with the noble intentions of protecting us but in the end all you care about it taking orders and lives to win a "war" that is all about profit.

earlier you said thanks for the service now we are all the same? ignorance is bliss skin flutist.

Wow, we get the joke. Oooh "Skin Flutist" I can sit back in my camiflauge and pat myself on the back for coming up with **** references. Thanks for that. You could then make the comments about us both being "in action" or us both taking one for our country. It does not offend me. If I have sex that is my business. You seem like a very anal person. Do you bend over for our country too?

hell yeah! ppl lay at home and think they know whats going on oversees. power to you brother!

if you were over there the only thing you would care about is getting home to your family after you see you some of your friends die in front of you...not the profit...not the orders or the guns,but to get so see your family again. thats what you would care about

I would be devastated if my friends died for no reason too. That is not what I am saying. What I am saying is war is pointless. And no matter what you say, a soldier is a murderer.

there was a point to war at one time. rape pillage and kill.

then you agree.

Haha

He might actually get away with that - I doubt his platoon sergeant would actually bother to read the essay. I sure wouldn't in his position.

lolz, i wouldn't chance it if i were OP. if sergeant doesn't read it, it's (more often than not) probably because he's going to have you read it out loud in front of your platoon during muster. bahahaha!!! i take it back! OP should TOTALLY write that essay!

Perdix FTW!!!

most commands don't let us NCOs make soldiers do push ups as a punishment anymore. pissed me off when I found that out.