By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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mynameisal 0

ydi for having a chin

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zattele 3

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

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ctFIRE216 0

ydi, shoulda thought about that before joining, then again, you prolly didn't have much choice.

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bethan1 4

Make sure you give a copy of that essay to your mom

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sugarfoot83 0

ydi for being a shit bag private!!! Get down and give me 50!!!

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SpaceMannn 0

i sure hope this is the first time your platoon sergeant saw you naked.

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UmbraeCatervae 0

dude i feel your pain. my CO was a dick about that he yelled about it even when we wernt in uniform luckily cav scouts can get away with it in the field sumtimes

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killersnake33 0

I always carry a razor in my acu in case someone forgot to shave

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ctFIRE216 0

wouldn't have to if y'all had real jobs

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muffpuncher 0

stop being a truly boot and shave daily like you're supposed to dirtbag.

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ctFIRE216 0

you can't really shave with safety razors.

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lastinthebox 0

hey man, it really could be a lot worse. I had to write a 1000 word essay and got a conseling statement because my roommate (who I no longer live with, btw) was late to formation. gotta love the us army

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Hwikek 2

You should have gone to college! There essays never catch you by surprize!

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