By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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mynameisal 0

ydi for having a chin

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zattele 3

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

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Igor_g5 0

You should know that you have to shave. YDI.

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rlerke 0

ydi, when you sign up, you're taught all the rules and regulations.

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zaraza 0

I forgot to fold my bed properly once and was given two bricks and told to grind one brick down to fit in a box of matches with the other brick

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bashehm 0

what i read "today ,my platoon sergeant caught me on fml telling the world I'm a retarded now I have to write a 10000 word essay on why I suck, fml"

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tubeofKY 0

drop and give me 20! you are a dumb idiot!

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rogueangel9 4

is the Military that pussy now that you have to write essays? In the real man's Army, he would've gotten his head ripped off and the platoon Sargent would've taken a healthy shit down his neck. I bet he'd never forget to shave again.

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jameses19 0

shit an essay? try filling 500 sandbags for not shaving! I would have taken the essay any day of the week! and for the people that are asking why is shaving in the military so important? it's really not, it's the importance of always trying to maintain a professional appearance!

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Flutist 3

Then don't forget to shave your balls, soldier. It is important to make your ass clean so the sergeant can ream you a good one with his fist. Oh, and make sure you gargle so when they **** your mouth you have minty fresh breath. That would be the only reason to be complaining about this. Obviously it can't be too hard if you have time to be on the internet to complain.

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