By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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mynameisal 0

ydi for having a chin

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zattele 3

it will be funnier if OP is a girl

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infantry11b 0

haha im in iraq why the **** would you give a **** if i shaved or not when where out on missions its barely noticible so **** that shit.

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Flutist 3

So you have time to be on here but not to shave or learn proper English?

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infantry11b 0

haha im in iraq why the **** would you give a **** if i shaved or not when where out on missions its barely noticible so **** that shit.

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FHGrif 0

Actually that sounds like a cool paper.

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kathira120 3

I'll start your essay off: Shaving is really really really really...(994 words later) important. best of luck, mate!

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SpaceMannn 0

you unshaven + a creepy platoon sergeant catching you unshaven = a 1000 word essay. Haha

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finndizzle 0

this sounds fake. I have never ever heard of anyone having to write an essay on the importance of shaving. if this was the first time it's happened then I'm sure he would have Been told to go shave. repeat offense comes with disciplinary actions. there are better ways to make someone to remember to shave than writing a childish essay lol

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ANTLink19 4

don't be a sack of shit. shave next time.

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skyeyez9 24

134: Just because you haven't heard of that doesn't mean it is not true. Plt sgts can and do get shitty when a soldier comes in to work and has a 5 o'clock shadow on their face. He's lucky that's all he had to do. I remember a soldier named pvt bizo getting smoked for about an hour, screamed at, plus the 1,000 essay on "military bearing" cause he showed up at formation without shaving. Depends on your supervisor. If he's a douche, you will get in alot of trouble.

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