By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
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marcelmg 10

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

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randomguy76 14

Dodged a HUGE bullet.

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munchly 17

Oh well it's a good thing God will restore her virginity -.-

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saffy66 34

I just pray you used protection with this lunatic - and I'd have a word to her about temptation and premarital sex - remind her they are sins for her if they're sins for you, and she seems to have been the instigator. I think you've dodged a bullet OP, so long as she isn't pregnant and hasn't given you an STD. After all, your post makes it sound like she'd already given up the goodies to someone else.

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Drakone 9

Are you sure you weren't just realllllly bad at it?

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kavyashahs 16

Girls my age are getting pregnant, and I'm still afraid to order pizza over the phone.

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Ashter 20

Must be the same chick from FML # 552. lol

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an3ph 20

That first sentence has me completely befuddled as to who convinced who to take what.

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PizzaElHutt 7

This sounds like the dumbest bitch ever.

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havok87 11

Dude. Always avoid the religious ones. Never worth your time.

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2retz 11

something is not right there op.... unstable, manipulative and emotionally loopy. I say she isn't the right one for you and day best of luck finding your next partner.

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