By mrWrong - 25/03/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
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Amkii 0

lol! Another mystery solved, boys! Good work!

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Inspired22 11

Well, all you can do is the best you can! It should have occurred to her that if she called 911, she'd worry people by not answering right away...

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ohdamn_fml 2

#30 I find your comment both shallow and padentic

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KereKris 25

pedantic: Showing one's intelligence more than is necessary. Using this word also makes you this word.

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braFTW 0

At least you got to save her... didn't you?

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Chaith 16

I just dictionary'd pedantic, and I agree.

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amirn86 0

#32/ohdamn - pedantic is an awesome word - bravo my friend, bravo OP - You need to sell this idea to a movie script-writer - and not something like Memento lol I mean something like Chuck and Larry (they were firemen in that)

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ohdamn_fml 2

...lol I was just repeating his user name back to him. It's a Family Guy quote But thanks...haha XD

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mikeloyst 0

...lol i was thinking if this scenario has ever happened. Now i know!

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liveitlearnit 0

I'm sorry that she was hurt, but I'm very glad that people like you would be there to break down the door and come in if she were unconscious inside. You did the right thing.

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