By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 16:39 - United States

Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 072
You deserved it 44 855

Same thing different taste

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itsmeppl 0

uhhhh, ur profile pic was taken in front of a toilet!....

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Erindub 0

Grow up OP. If you're old enough to drink you're old enough to know better than that.

saragr94 2

haha, fail. you should know better than chugging that much in so little time.

Damn that sux OP. Time to give up beer and take up green tea. Apparently its very good for the stomach :D

*raises slightly confused eyebrow* I don't get how your comment is relevent, shhhh_x0. Maybe it got misplaced due to the comment bug or a deleted post.

How do you not deserve this? :P My sympathies, though. I'm a lady and even I don't know how to begin impressing one. Chugging beers probably isn't the best way, though!

What do you mean? EVERYBODY likes too see people chugging beers! lol and then failing at it..

I don't. This is why you don't generalize.

20waffleater10 0

I have never seen anyone chug a beer, nor have i ever drank. Oh well i suppose i am not missing out on to much.

I was not generalizing. I was merely making a useless statement because I am bored.

20waffleater10 0

EVERYBODY is generalizing, so what you meant to say was you were not generalizing on purpose.

52- A useless statement that generalized. Saying that EVERYONE does a particular thing is generalizing. Did you not know this? 54- purpose*

20waffleater10 0

Why did you correct purpose?

Because it was incorrect when I saw it.

20waffleater10 0

OH! yet another flaw in this site....thhhhpppppp!!! oh well.

lol I did not then mean to generalize on purpose.

20waffleater10 0

WIN! it's ok I forgive you. That is why this site is important you can learn something new everyday!

Yay! I thank you for correcting the errors of my ways. lol:P

20waffleater10 0

Twas not me it was ummmm......it was 5t somethin somethin somethin...well you get the idea.

true. Oh well who actually cares.. I bet those girls where mightily pissed off though..

20waffleater10 0

More disgusted than anything.

54, You are certainly generalizing by saying that "EVERYBODY is generalizing" since even you do not know what EVERYBODY is doing. Just saying... (Yeah, kind of lame, but somebody had to do it.)

*high fives aard* I was waiting for that. Way to finish strong! ;) Back to nerds' comment... Step one might be to drink decent beer. I've never understood chugging; it's like eating a shitty granola bar when you could have a yummy hot meal instead. Maybe I'm too much of a foodie for drinking games, because I like to taste the beer. I'm an "enjoy the journey" kind of gal, not a "rush to the destination" one.

Thank you, I*J*D Now about journey vs destination, I've also heard the saying "It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase." I prefer the kill, myself. Sometimes the journey is OK, but I love the feeling of mission accomplishment.

20waffleater10 0

#86 that makes you a generalizer also....by saying we are generalizing by saying everone= generalization, PS. this could go on forever so i agree to disagree! :)

FYI, 97, I have never written a promotion order for a colonel to become a general. Neither have I pinned stars on one, so guess what: I am by definition NOT a "generalizer" so eat me!

97- That doesn't make aard a 'generalizer'. He's simply restating what you guys said and proving that you're generalizing.

20waffleater10 0

First of all generalizer does not even mean that, so where your stupidity comes from i guess it is because you are 70 something and your alzheimers is taking affect on you. But nice attempt

100, good call. 101, are you for real?

20waffleater10 0

If by "for real" you mean am I a real human being then yes.....why wouldn't I be? 100...even if he/she did not mean to he/she still generalized just by saying we were generalizing. Like I said this thing will never end, it can go back and forth forever and ever. So let us all agree to disagree or whatever makes us content with eachother.

103, what are going to be when you grow up? I really recommend against journalism or politics, or any other profession that requires reading comprehension, reasoning, or a sense of humor. I also recommend that you not generalize about old people.

103- In no way does telling you that you're generalizing mean that aard's generalizing.

Jane: Same here. I'd rather go for quality over quantity! Beer "snobs" for the win! :P

shadexilmaendu 4

Drinking can be quite fun, but you've gotta know your limits. Shit gets real, and real fast when you try to go hard like that.

Try putting more food in your stomach before drinking. That or gain more "drinking experience" so you can "level up" :p .

Yeah dude, gross. Did you start bleeding? =/ why so dumb OP