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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's like we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shirt. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By arse-face - 28/06/2013 23:22 - Ireland - Caher

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By confused - 07/04/2013 14:51 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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jazminbliss 2

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:14

then shout back "yeah and I see a bunch of asses"

Exhumed91 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18

You should have asked them if they want to do it like they do on the discovery channel

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MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:03

As racist as it is to suggest it, the OP is most likely a black woman/man. "Monkey" is a slang term for a black person because of some theory which states they were the earliest human. It is entirely possible for the guys to be yelling that out because they person is black. Don't call someone racist when they are just asking something. If he had said "That's what you get for being black you ****** bitch!" Then I would completly agree that he needs to be tortured and killed. I hate racism and ignorant fools.

Phallus_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:07

Number 52: I couldn't agree more. Fair enough!

ButterFly_16 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:07

I quess that makes you the gorilla :(

soluminia 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:07

shit that sux but then again maybe you shouldnt be you forgot it wasnt halloween

genius_man16 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:13

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok, sorry, but that's pretty funny uncalled for and mean? yes but still funny

grazynaanka 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:21

Don't listen to the ones making racist comments. They are ignorant, stupid people, who only make comments like this because they can hide behind a computer. I dare them to go to Brooklyn where I live now and say that to someone. They wouldn't. Because they are immature, scared little bitches. OP:That was really mean of them to say. I would have laughed it off. Or do what #39 suggested. Lol.