By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
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RusticChick 27

1. Dump it out (in a baggy or something) and fill container with cinnamon. 2. Hide a camera 3. Wait for it to happen 4. Enjoy

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RusticChick 27

Nope, but it wouldnt be pleasant!

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SecundusSecunda 27

I was thinking of the cinnamon challenge, which I read could cause death by asphyxiation. My bad!

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snarkytruth 37

When OP says "broke into" it could mean used without permission. Not literally locked. They might have separate groceries. Or break/broke meaning get/got. Let's Break/Get out the shot glasses. He Broke/Got into my nutmeg.

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False_Stupidity 41

Have to admit, nutmeg does smell pretty good but to get high on it? Seems like the room mate is a bit of a dill.

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revolvearoundme 15

It's f'n nutmeg, it's probably cheaper than your salt and pepper (good thing he's not snorting those yet). Better lock up the baking soda, vinegar and red dye now that he's on drugs. He might become a maniac and make a paper mache volcano! Next WORLD DOMINATION!

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revolvearoundme 15

I always have nutmeg. I meant non basic table salt and black pepper. OP does have a personal spice cabinet after all. And if his roommate is stealing whole nuts, well that would just be too funny (also the reason I never take nuts when another man offers even when I want some).

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bad_boyfriend 10

1. yes you can get high on nutmeg. It is toxic and in the right dosage can **** you up. 2. your roommate has a problem

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tiger820 20

you can get high off that? sounds like its time for a new roommate cause it's only going to get worse from here on out.

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marshedred 4

Lmao weed isn't that hard to get. Sold by every other person nowadays.

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AbortionSurvivor 13

I have a mate who used to smoke oregano when he ran out of dope. To this day he still tries to convince me that it got him high

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justfml22 13

People can get high off from almost everything. Paints, lotion, candles, permit markers, white out, just to name a few.

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