Roommate, Cops and Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing,...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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Friendly fire

By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

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By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By Jack - 26/10/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:10

I guess you ruined her Feng Shui.

gonzaval 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:15

you should ask her/him before doing something like that.

Comments

briidontgive_ 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:03

Fyl for havin such a bitch of a roommate and ydi for moving shit without letting them knoww ahead of time

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:04

LOL psycho roomie much?

imnother 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:08

have fun.

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:13

hehe :) I think it's funny.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:16

Having roommates stinks. My old roommate was a good person, trustworthy. But living with her was no fun because she was the biggest slob. Toothpaste spit in the sink, on the mirror, her clothes everywhere. Alot of times, she'd leave for work leaving the front door wide open! Too lazy to shut and lock the ******* door even.