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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By Jack - 26/10/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:10

I guess you ruined her Feng Shui.

gonzaval 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:15

you should ask her/him before doing something like that.

Comments

Ali_Bamf 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:26

You totally deserved it! People respond very differently to change, when you rearranged the furniture you basically forced them to conform to your changes. **** that, this isn't China!

erinskye 2

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:18

you're an idiot! enough said!!!

Brandon_ryan 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:46

I would suggest growing a set and bitch slapping the roomie

intothecrypt 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 6:44

OP's a girl, so I would not recommend growing a pair. That really could ruin her sex life.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:48

Never piss off a decorator.

Dolly_109 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:14

whos to say they're a decorator? maybe OP was the one who put the furnitre that way to begin with.

Deservesit22 1

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:54

Really? Am I the only one who got that?

SirEBC 7

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:52

Yeah, because Mercy was completely serious.

seraphxchild 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:54

time for a new room mate

Rainbow35 6

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:03

Your roommate might have had some kind of OCD, or some kind of disability (well, not exactly, but you get what I mean) that would make them flip out if their surroundings were randomly changed without warning? You could've at least asked/warned/consulted them before rearranging everything. I know if I had a roommate and they moved my furniture, I'd probably minorly flip out, possibly just being like, "Why the hell did you move everything without asking me?!".

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:51

As I said to someone above, how do we know they even moved the roommates furniture? It could be that the OP owns all the furniture in the common rooms. I've seen situations like that before. If such was the case they would be well within their rights to move it whenever the hell they wanted. It could also be that the OP only moved the furniture that belonged to them around and the roommate just really doesn't like change.

Deservesit22 1

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:56

STOP MOVING YOU OWN DA** FURNITURE?

keilah 4

Sunday 13 March 2011 4:30

I would think that the onus would be on the roommate to mention if they have a disability, particularly if that disability may influence them in *threatening to kill someone* for *moving furniture*.

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:13

What really got to them? Was it having the pillow end of their their bed in the oven, the electric heater in the bath or their favourite chair balanced on wine bottles under a noose?