By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
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wobbly1 16

How long has she had a drinking problem?

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MDoremis 38

Who in their right mind does that?! Reading that made my own **** hurt. Geeze.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Some things are better left to professionals.

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ThatDamHuntress 20

Erm I would have a talk with her... and tell her if she's serious about it to take it to a professional.

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annarcheer 19

Oh my Gosh that's not how I thought that was going to end.. I have no words..

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i_lik_tomaters 21

I can't even think of a word to explain how stupid she is

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sahmnc420 13

Everyday I question survival of the smartest

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condor216 15

If you're going to try that at least use a piece of ice to numb it first. That's how my ex pierced her ear.

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JuicyJJ 9

Its amazing how stupid people can be!!

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kellyem2 20

And guess which lucky roommate will get to take her to the ER when that develops an infection.

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