haha mine too its part metal like Jax's arms ...tht zipper wud get pwned

Mine isn't metal, but neither is it made of pussy meat. I'm pretty sure yours is also not made of metal. Paper mâché is much more likely.

woah woah woah woah. a paper maćhé dick? WTF???? DING! ART PROJECT!!!!!!!!!! ROLFMFAO

Agreed, also like OPs name!

Someone needs to illustrate this, immediately. I'm seeing a hotdog (since schlongs can't exactly be illustrated) versus a pair of pants in a classic MK setting. Who's with me on this?

Absolutely, Cyclone. I would probably fall out of whatever seat I'll be in, but it would be worth it.

Very true. I thought it was clever LOL.

Is it anything like the 'power door' button on my mini-van? I know how it works real good :D *chases tail*

The funny thing is, No matter how hard your balls fight to restrain the dong, the konami code will win every time, and cause your pants to spontaneously combust.

Sounds like popcorn. A thought just came up to me and flashed me in my head. Like literally, I saw its penis. Popcorn pop-tarts. YUCK DX

Popcorn poptarts?! OMG D; I'll stick with frosted blueberry ones toasted buttered Calvin Klein

But... Grape is so much better! Microwaved Cold milk Abraham Lincoln

no no no. gotta have smores toasted broken in pieces cold milk when the cow jumps over the moon

Sub-Zero pwns the both of them!!

YDI for having a weak boner D: lol jk ily Ajjas :D