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By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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Crucifictorious 0

it depresses me how many people on here don't know what a schlong is ... as for OP. I am in awe of your Mortal Kombat analogy. truly brilliant.

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Gal_Capone 1

This FML could not be more perfectly worded. Wonderful, simply wonderful. xD

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ScaryyMary 14

When this happens, snip the fastener on the zipper with a pair or wire cutters. The teeth should pull apart off you "schlong" (or "schort", as the case may be) fairly easily. It's official Navy protocol for situations such as this. :D

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ScaryyMary 14

Hey, look on the bright side: insta-circumcision. Everything will be much more hygienic from now on!

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ahugit 0

ha I'm sure it's not that big anyways. lol

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nomnommonster 0

So...not like The Puma?

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nomnommonster 0

500 days of summer. If you look it up you'd get it :D

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flamingolovesnin 0

flawless victory

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