Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal...

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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Vitualamen 11

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:25

Sounds like the kid's got a bright future.

brittyboo123 35

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:31

Why are we not funding this...

codexide 11

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:33

Where is the FML in this?? Your kid is brilliant. I want to be his friend. We can strive to be heroes together...

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:33

He has a bright future ahead of him...

SilencioIsTheKey 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:34

That is so adorable. It's better than my siblings pouring salt on slugs calling themselves " The In-Salt-Ers. "..

janker4u 1

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:37

That kid is going places.

Californialuvv 7

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:46

Sorry to hear SpiderFather :o

Frenchtony 17

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:47

Déjà vu !

confusedAsFuck 34

Saturday 17 August 2013 4:26

you remind me of gay "French Tom" from GTA IV.

sirspankalot 11

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:04

I see the makings of a mad scientist in this one...

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:04

He's a smart little guy. Be proud. But maybe teach him to be nice to all creatures.

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