Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal...

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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Lumen94 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:40

That kid Is so epic!

rety1 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:42

Wrong kind of radiation. That kind just heats things up it doesn't give special powers or extra limbs or any cool stuff.

JanisEvans 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:46

That's actually cool. FHL, he deserves a cooler dad.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:52

#11, and spray Silly String all over his hands and play it off like he had a Spidey Nocturnal Emission (TM).

thepretender10 4

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:54

let me know how that turns out

accountnamevalid 3

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:08

He understands the basic concept of irradiation, and he's not afraid of spiders. He will do well in life.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:13

Spidey scenses are tingling OP!

Whiplash169 22

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:16

Your son is a badass.

exlexx 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:20

woow. a brilliant kid :)

uoeno_fml 20

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:24

Only you...

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