Miscellaneous: Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:26

so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.

suadelaaa 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:25

Parenting fail.

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noname4now 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:58

wtf is up with complaining about being gay?! being gay is AMAZING!!!

alley_cat_118 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:59

what #9 said. I think this is the only fml where the OPs L is F'ed AND they deserved. I clicked both.

nevergo 10

Monday 25 April 2011 4:09

clicking both is the same as not clicking either one

shani__ 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:01

Maybe you're future would be brighter if someone got you a dictionary or spell-check.

inlovewithPosey2 0

Friday 17 June 2011 0:20

says the person who used the wrong your/you're... smart

Baggins_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:10

Being 17 and pregnant isn't the end of your life if you decide to keep it.

CynicalDepressio 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:15

Its not the end of her life if she gets an abortion either.

js2493 11

Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:23

I doubt that #15 meant that your life would suck unless you kept the baby, he/she meant that even if you keep the baby you dont have to be a failure

Jka_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:11

HAHA number 9 and 10

plethora 3

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:16

#14: Oh, it is. I failed collage. I was never any good at arts and crafts.

666midnight 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:19

Lol sucks to be you, I wanna see his face when you break the news to him XD

Dichoscillation 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:20

#10/11: Couldn't agree more. We're fabulous (could I be gayer? Probably not, unless I were Jeffree Star). And I'm getting an engineering degree, so if that's failing... though I'm not a great specimen of engineering-degree-person-ness. I'm also a club boy, a prostitute, and HIV+. So... As for the rest... everyone gets fired sometimes. And teen pregnancy... get an abortion, unless you mean to keep it. I'd recommend the abortion.

TheMQ 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:26

Spelling fail. Unless you mean he's failing to put together a bunch of pictures aesthetically. Then he might be failing collage. My guess is he's really failing college, but what do I know about OP's family? Very little.