By married - 16/10/2010 12:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Detail what afterbirth smells like on your next status. Try to outdo her.

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Comments

ohthebloodygore 16

No. That statement doesn't go. Times like this, I love my name. You're still an idiot. It's on my profile. :]

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Schizomaniac 24

You're both idiots. LAWLZ.

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Moe954 0

Easy. "Breast milk smells like shrimp" Your welcome.

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aback 4

Breast milk smells like *******. =)

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mike3775 35

Thats life on facebook, which is why I barely update it much at all. I really do not understand why anyone would care if something is "liked" or not though on FB, considering its probably mostly people you barely see much of in the real world anyways

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Air_Force001 0

that's pathetic that they can't see new life is what life is all about but they like talking bout is shrimp psh

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danisawesome 0

get over it ****** blood is just way more important now get off of facebook and go feed ur newborn

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ohthebloodygore 16

Obviously, the comment bug hates me. Adan, soon to be bloody Precious? Aha! Eli, you're an idiot for saying 'LOL' like that, and for saying you're tired of the Grammar Nazis when you used to be one.

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Schizomaniac 24

LAWLZ. If you can identify the keywords in your post that will be the basis of my argument, you're a GENIUS.

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guidettebby 0

lmao. now we know what people on Facebook are really interested in

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