Love: Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses....

By married - 16/10/2010 12:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 309

You deserved it 2 745

Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 161

You deserved it 8 703

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 169

You deserved it 6 607

By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 020

You deserved it 4 987

By notpregnant - 21/12/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 890

You deserved it 14 022

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 167

You deserved it 4 500

By surprise - 11/12/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 149

You deserved it 3 295

Really close

By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 548

You deserved it 332

By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 518

You deserved it 7 191

Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 532

You deserved it 10 528

hedgerow 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:31

that's nasty why would you like that?

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:36

Detail what afterbirth smells like on your next status. Try to outdo her.

Comments

Lauren10102 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:49

nice tan line.

WeebleSue 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:52

Friend me, I'll like your status!! Congrats on your new baby.

kallisti 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:55

you just had a baby... perhaps you should concern yourself with more important things than how many people "like" your facebook status.

aback 4

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:04

If you had a baby just so that a million-billion strangers would "like" it, you ****** up.

luckystrikes 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:08

maybe she has more friends than you too

Helena_18 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:09

and why it's an fml ? u might have a baby but certainly u're not mature enough ...btw **** Facebook

jakii_ 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:10

at least she has one

zerobahamut03 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:14

That's the sad thing that it's come to that to some people. Facebook is the devil!

mintcar 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:17

Who ******* cares how many "likes" she received? it's FACEBOOK! Why don't you stop worrying about such a small problem and focus on your beautiful baby.