Animals: Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise...

By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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By cathouse - 26/03/2011 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2018 13:00

Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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Thursday 27 August 2009 16:11

I agree with #1. But your sister is a bitch for not watching where she drives.

spoo 24

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:22

most ppl keep their NEW KITTENS inside, or at least not at the road.. It sucks, but some really bad decisions on your part :(

Comments

TulipLuver 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:10

One of the best FMLs I have read in a while. This one might actually be true!

EvilTwin 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:15

I've got two indoor cats, and prefer it that way, but some places are better suited for outdoor cats, and some cats are not suited to be indoor all the time. None of you know the actual circumstances here, so stop being so judgemental.

sbarre1 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:29

Why was your cat in the road? Clearly, you suck at owning pets. >.>

djb23 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:31

I think the "Women can't drive" is very quietly becoming one of the most submitted FML's. It could be worse though, what if one of your neighbors set up a Kitty Cannon course in his back yard and used your cat to test it out?

margie4peace 11

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:40

YDI for not protecting your cat.

yowzerz 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 18:51

YDI for letting the cat out. You just got it, what were you going to do if it ran away? And how were you going to surprise her with it if it wasn't even there? STUPID!