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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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iLazy 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:56

Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

YayorNay 8

Friday 1 July 2011 15:57

More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

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WickedClownMCL 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:33

I remember my first time on shroom. I shot a truck with my 12 gauge because i thought it was a dragon. Not a propane semi but a Dot Foods semi. Wasnt fun explaining THAT to the cops

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 17:06

Well she deserved it. But it was nice if you to try and get her before she went to the cops.

ohlalajulie 9

Wednesday 14 November 2012 18:10

Hahahaha! I legit laughed out loud

amandashark 0

Thursday 10 January 2013 22:10

Your sister is awesome!!!! lol

406_Mt 3

Monday 30 September 2013 6:01

Boomers man...

TopHatNinja68 6

Thursday 23 January 2014 5:18

Can u get her to write a vivid disruption of Wut it's like

xluciferx666 21

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:04

Should have let her if she got arrested then even better

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