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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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By BigSister - 13/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML

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Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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By shroomda - 29/06/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I called my dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell phone number was. She then informed me that our dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

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By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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iLazy 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:56

Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

YayorNay 8

Friday 1 July 2011 15:57

More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

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bubblebuyy 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 4:16

aha, I wonder what the cops said to that..

labola26 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:12

where the hell did she get shrooms. xD

DearestPluto 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:20

sounds like she was having a bad tripp[x

jonallred 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:57

lol i wish i was on shrooms!!!!!!!!!

Inspired22 11

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:01

Oh my gosh, so funny!

dubbadee123 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:55

lol

silence_isloudx3 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:26

win.

Kempa_fml 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:52

I thought I was dying my first time, it sucked! Thought I went to hell for what felt like eternity. But all of my trips since have been fantastic!! Thank god no one called the cops when we tripped though! It's all fun and games till the cops show up.....

cup_of_squirrels 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:36

OMG LOL!!!

stayawakee 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:48

That's funny. FYL

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