Miscellaneous: Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her...

By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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By BigSister - 13/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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Far out, man

By shroomda - 29/06/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I called my dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell phone number was. She then informed me that our dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

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By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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Jumping the gun

By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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iLazy 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:56

Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

YayorNay 8

Friday 1 July 2011 15:57

More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

Comments

Kimbi82 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:57

The comments to this fml we better than the actal story! Loved it :D

bluebird0020 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 12:15

More like SHE Deserved It.

sj101990 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:04

so you think this is a FYL because you couldn't hide your sister's illegal habit from the cops?

justnotwright 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:25

that the kind of great stuff that happens to junkies.

Ur1Temptazian 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:12

hahaha I couldnt stop laughing after reading this one

spacemonkey420 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:07

dam sounds like she had penis envis. I like those crazzy trips

scr_sensei 14

Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:05

fake

budd28 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:37

cool

dubya1925 2

Saturday 12 November 2011 19:03

i would love to do shrooms, but sadly i dont know how/where to get them. :( oh but i do have one question: what did the cops say?

SamDream 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:24

YDI if you weren't on drugs you wouldn't have this problem

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