Kids: Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass...

By WTF - 22/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my son and I were on an airplane playing "I Spy" to pass the time. The game went back and forth a few times when my son said, "I spy something yellow." After pointing out numerous yellow objects on the plane I gave up. He said, "Daddy! It's your teeth!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 576

You deserved it 19 404

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 577

You deserved it 18 321

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 527

You deserved it 3 660

By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 853

You deserved it 2 700

By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 055

You deserved it 3 668

By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 943

You deserved it 7 755

By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 624

You deserved it 8 236

By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 112

You deserved it 40 572

By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 006

You deserved it 2 614

By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 117

You deserved it 1 196

Bottle goes whack

By Plasticface - 14/05/2011 13:32 - United States

Today, there was a 4 year-old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 110

You deserved it 37 867

weinerdog 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

I was afraid you were gonna say he was pointing at an Asian person.

KeithHarris 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:59

You might need a toothbrush

Comments

shuangxuewei 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:50

Don't know if you're a smoker, but if you are, you brought that on yourself.

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:57

this is an FML??? go brush ur teeth!!! there r more pple miserable then u, but u having yellow teeth is an FML???

cobra2494 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:01

Going into public without proper hygiene? Tsk.

had_a_bad_day 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:04

Just like a typical step child............

RandomFool 5

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:41

Haha I was thinking the same thing as #7

poobear 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:39

you definitely deserve it... buy a toothbrush and some crest whitestrips ASAP thats ******* disgusting

james098 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:43

take the hint

MukyDaCookie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:03

Stop smoking! You're killing your child as well as yourself! Not to mention ruining you smile

Vagrarian 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:09

Teeth get yellow normally; this thing for whitewhitewhite teeth is an invention of Hollywood. If it bothers you so much, just use a whitener of some sort. But I don't think this is really all that awful.