Kids: Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten.... - FML

By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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Bad influence

By minder97 - 24/06/2021 16:01 - Canada

Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML

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A bit harsh

By amy - 08/08/2022 12:00

Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML

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By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 22:00

Today, I got reverse suspended for correcting my teacher. Now my mom has to go to all my high school classes with me for a week. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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What are you doing here?

By sadmom - 18/03/2020 05:05

Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Wednesday 12 December 2012 22:29

What did he do??

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Wednesday 12 December 2012 22:30

Badass in the making.

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seacadet 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 3:22

What could he possibly have done?

BVBARMY1238 9

Thursday 13 December 2012 3:22

It's good luck! It's 12/12/12!

BVBARMY1238 9

Thursday 13 December 2012 3:22

It's good luck! It's 12/12/12!

Iniezian 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 5:01

Hey, the same thing happened to my little brother in pre-school. He's now a normal student and exceptionally bright for his age.

Iniezian 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 5:10

Hey, my little brother got expelled from preschool, but he's an OK student and an exceptionally bright kid for his age today.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 13 December 2012 6:40

More information is needed here, OP. Without knowing what happened it's hard to make a decision whether it's an FYL or an YDI.

ballpython 15

Thursday 13 December 2012 6:46

My question is does this kid even comprehend what is going on? For all we know he is under the impression that when he misbehaves at school he gets a day off. That would sound good to me at that age,

AlexRen 21

Thursday 13 December 2012 7:38

My brother was suspended in Preschool.

desertlovebird 11

Thursday 13 December 2012 7:44

Don't feel bad the same happened to me too, but I got suspended twice( yep booze does wonders at the age of 5) but I ended up being responsible and going all the way thru school with out ever getting in trouble again. NowI am a bartender at a legal age.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 13 December 2012 7:45

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