By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 420
You deserved it 2 893

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Pee on him right back. That'll show who's boss.

Yulia_fml 0

It's not his fault if everyone's always telling kids to apply what they learn in school.

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ViviMage 38

For what, teaching animal biology? And we shou,d sue the school for sex Ed too, right?

tell him that if he wants to be an animal, then you'll gonna treat him like one and say him he's gonna sleep on the floor and gonna eat dog food. he'll come round.

Eww! Kid needs to be taught some basic things...

brushababyy 0

ydi for invading his territory. and snickerdoodles fails at life for being a Ginger.

AngryNinja 1

uh not all gingers are like snickerdoodles. i happen to be a 'ginger'.

farsidee 0

Really? It doesn't look like it.

How is the second floor his territory and why is that a bad thing? I don't understand.

he peed all over the second floor "marking his territory" like animals do

perdix 29

In college, they don't have time to say "Don't try this at home" for every potentially hazardous fact. Too bad you didn't let him stay in the dorms, where behavior like this is not only acceptable, it's "cool!"

maxgray 0

This made me laugh so hard! At least you can be sure that he's taking in what he's being taught at school :D