By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
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Endymion_fml 0

Pee on him right back. That'll show who's boss.

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Yulia_fml 0

It's not his fault if everyone's always telling kids to apply what they learn in school.

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Gobsnoglin 0

Somebody needs to be beaten. Then made to clean up his urine. Then maybe some more beatings, just for good measure. Have fun!

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xxmarlboroxx 0

lmfao at 47!! you do need to at least make him clean it up. lol

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thikimo 0

beastly. did he start throwing feces yet?

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blackllama 0

At least they didn't tell him you have to bleed on things to mark your territory. He He... ___ @(0>0)@ |---|

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smashleighfig 0

lmao, that really does suck. FYL. But, it is funny. Gotta love kids! :P

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turdburgers 0

36- agreed. Especially if he's old enough to be learning in class about animal behavior beyond the "cow goes moo" crap.

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hiimlogan 0

isnt that what you are supposed to do? thats how i claimed my girlfriend

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sp500 0

Lmao I am a daddy my self and I'm only 24 my son is one and i think is cute but nasty at te same time I would talk to him and explain why he should not do that he will learn plus is a great story for the family so talk it works remember kids are like sponges

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