By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
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Endymion_fml 0

Pee on him right back. That'll show who's boss.

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Yulia_fml 0

It's not his fault if everyone's always telling kids to apply what they learn in school.

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babybubz 0

who are you to judge? do you know how old his son is? do you have kids? NO ..you don't even have sex. so do yourself a favour and save your comments for 'high school' subjects.

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babybubz 0

LOL ..it's cute in a gross way. it can't be THAT much pee. I'd rather him do that than smear poo everywhere...

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Cupcaken 0

If he learned about it at school he's old enough. Read the post before saying shit.

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fogrunner 13

YDI for breeding. :)

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javakrypt 0

Good on him, praise him a little bit for learning and paying attention. FYL though hahaha

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mmmazingmary 0

haha so funny :) follow me on Twitter.com/mmmazingmary

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Jenny_genie 3

piss around him when hes sleeping. now he can't move XD

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angrynegro7 16

Treat him the way most people treat their pets when they piss on the floor... Stick his face in it and hit him with a rolled up newspaper at the same time!

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