By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Your son is an idiot.

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nadnerbz 6

If he had actually managed to kill it I would be impressed. I can barely get those things with a fly swatter

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Jawzx01 7

That's a dumb kid you have there. Congrats. Your saving money on college...

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kcbunny 2

Why would u let your kind swat a fly with a hammer???

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chelseaaababyyy 17

i'm assuming he did it without her knowledge.

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Greddy2000 1

My Dad would've beat me so badly with a belt and his barehands if I ever did this,I would'nt call child abuse though,because kids these days are horrible.

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lucy_lue 9

To beat a kid badly is child abuse. Doesn't matter if you wouldn't "call" it that, it still is.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Kids aren't horrible. They just need guidance.

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jayhawkchik 4

Gee, thanks for breeding! Troglodytes!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So, OP's family are cavemen? And thanks for being one of those people who wish to control humanity by enforcing severe declarations on who breeds or not. Wake me up when you start to watch everyone in your country a lá Big Brother.

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jdb241 9

Thank you for overreacting and jumping to the good ole eugenics conclusion

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sorry, i'm just not a big fan of the "some people shouldn't breed" mentality.

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SolanumX 6

Well if you think about it in a completely scientific light there are certainly groups of people that should not pass on their genes. Also, selective breeding of humans could really speed up our evolution (at least in theory).

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Candice0687 0

I guess when you guys decide to move you won't be getting your deposit back

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RendarSelin 5

And he got half of his genes from you. Congrats!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What does that prove? Some kids can be total morons, even if their parents are intelligent/have common sense.

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Davick 0

now I'm not one to say kids today are stupid but when I did that as a kid I stoped the first time

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