By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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brinaaa_fml 4

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

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sirpantselot 22

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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smilepatrol 7

Oh my gawd, he totally won't fit in girl pants! JK I'd say that you should really talk with your parents so it doesn't become a situation.

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Llamacod 11

oh my gawd, it's already a "situation"

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perdix 29

Sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation.

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Welshite 39

*shakes head sadly* I thought you were better than that, perdix.

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perdix 29

Usually, I am, but when I see a story that so desperately screams for that comment, I feel I have to supply it if it hasn't showed up. Just be glad I don't add the reverse FML, the Soviet Russia joke or YOLO.

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Welshite 39

If you had, I probably would have run away screaming and thrown myself off the nearest bridge. Luckily, I'm nowhere near water...unfortunately, I'm close to an overpass.

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SenselessPattern 12

I usually throw a sarcastic joke in when people do this, but I'll pass you by if you do the mature thing and blame it on your imaginary friend, Mr. Dinkleburg.

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yazzy101 11

That has hot to be the worst funny joke ever! I'm actually not sure whether I should laugh or not

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Kiki242 19

I understand they're not biological siblings but that is still a ewwwww for me.

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GlobalGenocide 8

Well atleast they aren't actually related... lol

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patacus 14

technically its not incest since you aren't related. its ok just tell people you were reenacting that brady bunch movie with greg and marsha

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onorexveritas 23

is he good looking? lmaojk

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perdix 29

He's not biologically related to her, so he is just another potential mate for her. He's just got a huge competitive edge over all the other guys. You're only chance is to make yourself unattractive enough for him to move on to someone else. Sweatpants and onion-and-rotting-cabbage-scented perfume will almost certainly do the trick.

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perdix 29

Oh, ****! You're right! My excuse is that I am still reeling over that 4-your comment earlier today in the bad haircut story.

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ElricMustang 23

Perdix, you sound like you know a bit too much about this

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cadillacgal79 32

Three times I saw your comments on here perdix, how much do you have to say for this FML?

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ForeverAloneGal 23

Incest is not the best but, it is relative. Hah. No. Have fun workin' that out.

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kemando 22

Well, it's not illegal, and since there's no blood relation, should be fine.

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