Love: Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted...

By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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By TaffyMichele - 13/09/2012 23:38 - United States - La Verne

Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By FUCK, NO. - 26/05/2019 06:11

Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 20:00

Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:53

"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

infinityrhyme 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:42

Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

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shining_star 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:13

but the post isn't racist, so it shouldn't be deleted...the comments are. And there are plenty of gay gangsters, even ones that are African American, ever heard of being on the DL?

kaelendra 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:33

drop him... quick. then find a smarter boytoy.

jumpman3000 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:35

just a little info here...tupac was never actually part of a gang

Overcast117 5

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:47

No, FHL. You're not obligated to put up with that shit, dude. :D

misterman2 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:55

Aren't most "gangsters" homophobic? Oh and, sexinmybed, you are soooo stupid, lol.

metro_mello 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:36

no o.O i know quite a few "gangsters" in my school considering i live in tacoma and they are okay with gay people as long as they dont try any moves on them :)

caroliya 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:15

had he just seen public enemies?

u_must_be_gay09 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 21:52

wow. YDI for being a ******* queer

Check_Mate 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:09

I wish just once there could be apost that properly explained in full detail why it is wrong or otherwise offensive for a person to be gay. Just once.

zee209 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:16

Sadly, some people are just homophobic. The only reason I've ever heard of 'why it's wrong to be gay' is people saying things about God. It's a sad world we live in :(

u_must_be_gay09 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:33

definately not. you're a freak for thinking something like that. so you're telling me that u wanna have anal sex with another male? you're an idiot. normal people (not being gay of course) would stay striaght and never think of something disgusting like that. thats why there is a penis and a ******! THEY ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER! HELLO!!!!!!!!!

Overcast117 5

Friday 10 July 2009 10:34

I can connect two random body parts, too! That's why there's the gall bladder and the toenail. HELLO THEY WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER

stephanye 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:56

You're a moron.

thebestapple 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 22:31

Well spoken. God, these homphobes are annoying. ALL PEOPLE ARE CREATED EQUAL. Straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual. I support them all. It's nice to see someone agrees.