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That's standard procedure though. I mean if he said "this is easy peasy, you will breeze through" and something happened it's a lawsuit and malpractice strike on the doc
Well either they tell you or put it in the permission slip to go through it...either way you had to see/hear it...
That information sounds heart-stopping-ly scary
Somehow I doubt you were engaging in healthy life activities such as eating a balanced diet and getting in regular exercise, so you deserve this on multiple levels.
Well aren't you just a lovely, empathetic person. Oh, and you're also an idiot since you clearly have no idea that high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and heart disease all have a genetic basis. Any other stupid things to say, or are you all done?
This reminds me of that picture where they have the morbidly obese woman and it says, "welcome to the Bible Belt, where being obese is genetic and homosexuality is a choice." If it's genetic, then you have to work harder. Either way, people who take care of themselves don't need heart bypasses.
You really, honestly, truly don't have a clue. It's really sad. You can be the healthiest person in the world, eat right, exercise, get plenty of sleep, take vitamins, and still die of a heart attack. There's a reason heart disease is the #1 cause of death worldwide - because no matter how hard you try, if it wants you, it will take you. Now please do yourself a favour and stop.
I don't have much more time to waste on you, so I'm going to make this simple. Do you think there's a higher incidence of heart disease in the marathoner community or in people who are sedentary. You mentioning a marathon runner who had a bypass is an example of anecdotal evidence. Remembering all the hits and forgetting all the misses is a very human thing to do because we're pattern seekers.
Your username is strangely appropriate. Feel free not to waste any more time on me, because I'm obviously the idiot here who knows nothing about physiology, anatomy, pathology, and hemodynamics. You obviously are a well-read and intelligent expert in this field. Your prowess is unparalleled.
Add my voice to those wishing you good luck. Hopefully your next FML is something that's only mildly embarrassing.
Since docbastard is taken, and doccunt seems very inappropriate, let's try "Docgina", or perhaps "Doclabia"....or better yet(drum roll) "Doclitoris"!!! Ding ding ding--I think we have a Weiner!!
I would lol at the username, but it's past midnight and I don't wanna wake the neighborhood.
During the consultation for my wisdom tooth removal, the words "cardiac arrest" were uttered. I damn near shat my pants. I know they have to tell you everything that could possibly happen even if it's extremely rare for liability reasons, but I feel ya. It's scary as ****. Best wishes, internet stranger!
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It's like I always say, prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Then again, hope is not a very good diagnostic or therapeutic tool.
This sucks, but they have to be honest with you about the risk.