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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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Professor_Badass 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:04

Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank

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jumpgurl23 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:59

very smart on putting it on ur thumbdrive haha. But thats why you dont put it on one you would give someone!!

liquidpaper 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:59

Even if you must carry **** on your flash drive, you suck at hiding it. If you don't go the TrueCrypt route, at least put it in a hidden folder and name it SYSTEM VOLUME INFORMATION or something like that.

GloomySkyz 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:00

It wouldve been smart not to give your teacher a thumb drive with **** on it.

veballfreak21 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:01

i agree with #1

gloriouslyhorrid 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:01

This made me giggle. When my husband was in high school he used to keep his in a folder called "country music."

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:04

I hope it was like "Fun with Farm Animals 11" or something like "Furries Gone Wild" /Ceiling cat is watching

Cormophyte 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:10

Don't worry, his is probably named "myNovel". Every teacher's got one.

purple5 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:16

lol @ 8. oh...and YDI

no_damn_luck 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:19

You should worry about your school work, especially your grammar, not ****. The correct way would have been "pass some information to me for a project" It's called subject/verb agreement. The teacher was passing information, not passing you. Maybe if you paid attention you'd know this.