Kids: Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day...

By blueberry_hill - 11/12/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

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Saturday 11 December 2010 23:56

ydi for sleeping with children

therealsuperman 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:55

what a quick learner you've created

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TOL_fml 6

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:46

It's a new generation now-of-days, kids are getting violent as early as 13 months. What is this society coming to!? To all you people who say that you should punch him back....no wonder he's so violent! Lmao p.s. I hate kids..but I would never punch em' unless there name is Aria and, 3 years old...

drepartor 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:54

ydi for having children and a life (jk)

bonezowns 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:13

owned by a baby

Busty_fml 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:01

If you can sleep then that means you have no children, u must have a boy ? My son wakes me up too but he had the courtesy to only hit me in the eye when I'm awake...

Mr_Zachary 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:10

Tomorrow morning at 5:45am, punch your "13 month old" son in the eye while he's sleeping.

zak1412 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:32

he is freking thirteen months old he I s gonna sleep with his mom and YA of course he is gonna punch in the eye he wants to wake u up I find that cute :)

meteor_stream 9

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:01

You have a weird idea of cute.

Oses 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:57

Looks like ur raising a boxer XD

nomnom_muffins 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:59

ydi for saying 13 months instead of rounding it off and saying a year. it pisses me off when people don't stop saying kids ages by the month.

joa76 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 21:42

Absolutely everything official (as in medical things, like growth charts and immunizations) uses months up to age 3 (36 months). There is a huge difference, developmentally, between a 13 month old and a 23 month old. One is just learning how to walk and have a tiny bit of manual dexterity, the other can talk and is learning how to dress themselves. Calling them both one year olds is leaving out a huge amount of information.