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By blueberry_hill - 11/12/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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bmboente15 0

ydi for sleeping with children

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therealsuperman 0

what a quick learner you've created

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cloudy01 0

shoulda had an abortion

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btc415 0

wow... that is such a horrible solution and why would u even suggest that? wow.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

@btc415: Which one? V8 or abortion? :D jk, I know what you meant. @cloudy01: go punch yourself in the face please.

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wsox1333 0

if you don't want to deal with kids, you should've made him wear a condom

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ohthebloodygore 16

23, you're an idiot. Maybe the dad did wear a condom? They're not %100. Besides, she's not stating she doesn't want her kid. Parents just tend to get frustrated every now and then. It doesn't make you a horrible parent or whatever. It's normal, especially if it's your first child.

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RosiePatosie 0

Gotta love kids. -.-

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smokindagoo 0

time to wake your ass up u got a kid now and it doesnt know its your day of or care if is thats life he will more than likely boot you in the clam a few times too when you try to pick him up and he is freaking out

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iheartglasses 0

Thank god my toddler sleeps till 8. I dont mind waking up earlier, but he cant get out of his room anyway. Those door knob safety lock things are awesome lol If your toddler can open doors, buy some. If your spouse let him in the room, shame on them for not respecting your day off. But children do come with responsibilities...Day off or not.

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ninofrank 0

He's a year and one month how strong could he be really

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simplysarcastics 26

When my niece was three and looking for her mom she punched me in the jaw, my cheek was red for a few days, and it hurt like a bitch.

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califbob 3

at least hehasnt learned what a titty twister is yet. feel lucky!

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