By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
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You deserved it 5 693
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wysteria14 17

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

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iceking53 8

that's adding spice to the relationship

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Nimor 25

Sounds like her brain lacks the protein needed to function properly. Switching to a meat bases diet is recommended!

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sullivankeara 25

She needs to be accepting of your lifestyle

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1ch4bod_Cr4n3 6

now you can put meat in her favorite vegetarian dish. watch her scream! probably cry too haha.

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Jesse_Bitch 9

This is solid ground for you to break up with her. If she can't respect your life choices, and tries to force her own onto you, then you should ditch her.

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SparksTheSadie 18

Not when her life choice is objectively, measurably better than yours.

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mt631 18

#44 No, not really. He gets to make his own choices. If he chooses to eat meat, then that's ok. She doesn't get to force her choices on him.

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ksks1234 33

44-- according to you, a vegetarian/ vegan's life choice is "objectively, better than" a meat eaters, so they should be able to potentially harm said meat eaters? That is messed up.

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Algorithm 24

Let's all just agree to not **** over other peoples' food. As a side note, I'm a vegetarian who loves ghost pepper sauce. We're two halves of a whole, OP.

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lyricalservant 21

Lesson #1. I think you still have a few more lessons

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Wolfparable 22

No lie I think that's grounds for a break up. That was totally unnecessary and rather mean of her.

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CourtJester27 12

You deserved it! Anyone that vigilant about meat knows no bounds! Please be safe by discarding anything you own that once had a face!!! she CrayCray yo!

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeah, just as insane and stupid as you are, 49. Humans are natural-born omnivores, despite what your own lifestyle choices are. You can be vegan if you want to; that's your choice, and I can respect that. Once you forget that it IS. YOUR. OWN. CHOICE and your choice alone to be a vegan is when you lose that respect. Then you just come off as pretentious, condescending, and just plain arrogant.

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