By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
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wysteria14 17

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

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iceking53 8

that's adding spice to the relationship

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Perfectly_Killer 14

Unless you shove meat down her throat, she should ignore what you eat and never do that again!

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Parvati48 15

I see what you did there. XD

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pigsfly24 6

Maybe a little revenge if you plan on sticking with her? Nothing notorious, maybe just laxative in some brownies?

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weveallbeenthere 30

put some ghost pepper sauce on your fingers and rub her clit or asshole.

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xninix_fml 36

Way too ******* far

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GunSlinger69 19

And of course they get upvoted, this community has no sense of humor..

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weveallbeenthere 30

most people have lost that. 95% of them blame someone else and I'm tired of seeing "sue them" etc....

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addisonrose12 16

I up voted! ;)

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weveallbeenthere 30

thanks. only 25 more and I can be back at 0

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jackycat 17

Instead of whining that no one has a sense of humor on this site anymore, maybe you should understand that your joke wasn't funny.

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tchatter 7

Dump that crazy bitch.

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eyebrowzzz 21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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energizerbunny23 18

Well maybe her meal isn't hot enough, you may need to add some Chilli to it?

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samantha236le 17

You could show a taxidermy how-to video. That'll be payback enough.

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Ihavegas 22

and you man it out and eat that steak, respect bro!

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clair_brodie 35

Did you break up with her to 'teach her a lesson' about ******* with peoples food?

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