Love: Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By my bravado's gonna kill me one day - 10/08/2018 13:00

Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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Proselytizing

By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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wysteria14 17

Monday 5 January 2015 0:10

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

iceking53 8

Monday 5 January 2015 0:13

that's adding spice to the relationship

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German_97 23

Monday 5 January 2015 1:20

Vegetarians like this make every vegetarian look bad, really sad.

Algorithm 24

Monday 5 January 2015 1:28

Only to people who generalize.

jess_smith 7

Monday 5 January 2015 1:20

I say grounds for break up because it could have put OP in the hospital. Ghost peppers are not something you mess with. Add to that the fact she doesn't respect OP's decision about food makes me wonder if she will respect any life choices OP makes.

EvilLittleMan 23

Monday 5 January 2015 1:24

Just sprinkle some ghost pepper on your jiffy hat.

GunSlinger69 19

Monday 5 January 2015 1:29

Are you kidding me? Dump that stupid bitch right now if she can't accept you for who you are..

be82tw 17

Monday 5 January 2015 1:30

Don't be involved with anyone willing to mess with your food: It is both dangerous and disturbingly disrespectful. It is hard to imagine a relationship with someone willing to stoop to this level being in any way healthy.

Headcrab 29

Monday 5 January 2015 1:36

You should have thrown it away and say 'now it died for nothing thanks to you'.

renegadedarling 15

Monday 5 January 2015 1:37

Dump her, that's disrespectful

RiseAboveSociety 3

Monday 5 January 2015 1:42

pretty sure that the only thing she taught you was to choose a different girlfriend...

Caelophile 8

Monday 5 January 2015 1:45

Dafuq was the lesson?

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 5 January 2015 1:49

That must have been the worst 15 minutes of your life

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Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML

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Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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