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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By J - 11/02/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 23:01

Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML

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By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By sportskidguru - 01/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

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plasticsmile42 2

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:04

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

MainPrism 16

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:05

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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MissCuteStack 12

Friday 6 July 2012 1:40

Holy fucck what a mean waiter ... i bet it was a jelous little bitch of a waitress? was it a girl? anyways the person who said that obvisouly should be reported to staff and they should get fired for being horrible human beings

iwadasn 32

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:20

Why do you assume it was a girl? Do you think only girls are capable of rudeness? Anyway, it says "waiter," not "waitress," so it was most likely a guy.

MissCuteStack 12

Wednesday 11 July 2012 22:52

actually i was asking if it was a guy or not ... cuzzz sometimes girl waitresses can be refrenced by waiter by sum ppl ... soo umm yaaa

ashtay01 5

Friday 6 July 2012 1:42

5 levels of fatness- Big. Healthy. Husky. Fluffy. DAMN!!

kaallen87 1

Friday 6 July 2012 1:42

I hope you complained to the manager. That's just foul..,,

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 6 July 2012 1:54

And then you said "actually I'd like a large chocolate milkshake hold the milk, Mr. I'm-just-waiting-tables-until-my-going-no-where-acting-career-takes-off, thank you *let's him get annoyed for a second, waves hand* that'll be all, you may leave" Then you sent the block of chocolate back 10 times for ridiculous reasons and left a note saying "piss off" instead of money Right?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 6 July 2012 1:59

You merely respond via tip.

pbonham 22

Friday 6 July 2012 1:59

Fluffy???

Harlequin073 6

Friday 6 July 2012 2:11

What provoked that? Were you being rude, pushy, or insulting?

firefly319 7

Friday 6 July 2012 2:11

That waiter would have lost his job SO fast if that happened to me...

LLZNH 1

Friday 6 July 2012 2:15

You should of looked them straight in the face and said "Aren't you fluffy too? Because You're a bitch!" and leave like a boss

rcgirl2 11

Friday 6 July 2012 2:19

Report that bitch. Whoops. I mean waitress to the manager. Sorry I hate disrespectful people.

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