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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

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By Damn - 06/05/2012 13:53 - Australia

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

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Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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pilfpolf 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:19

its possible to have red hair kid if youre both blonde its a recessive gene

olypicgold 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:22

you obviously never paid atention in high school...ever.

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phoebatron_ 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 22:40

Awwwe! I want a redheaded baby!

KJLD5 0

Monday 18 October 2010 5:56

i can give you it

iFuckUp 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:49

you're a dumbass, read up on genes.

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 13:04

That isn't surprising. Red hair is caused by a recessive gene so it doesn't mean she is cheating on you.

th3rapy 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 16:52

What?!?! Gingers are the best! You're blessed, obviously!!

lol_urlife_sucks 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 7:04

LOL.

Kai_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:21

My friend and his brother are red-heads but neither of their parents, or grandparents are. the genes can skip up to four generations i think

TheKitchenSink 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 11:22

Recessive genes right there. Also, why the hell is this a FML? Big deal.

ehshabutie 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 1:22

If it was a black baby I'd be worried but Red Hair is plausible.

lil_loser 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:05

My cousins have blonde hair and blue eyes but both their parents have dark hair and brown eyes. don't be too worried!

ChaosChild 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:25

Recessive genes dear, I bet if you look back on both sides of your families you'll have at least one person with red hair. Don't go accusing your spouse of something she didn't do.

fackit 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:47

co-dominant recessive gene - dont worry ur good

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