Miscellaneous: Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy...

By davy0540 - 30/11/2014 06:09 - United States

Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML

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Cbizzlez 10

Monday 1 December 2014 0:04

A measuring tape would've gone a long way...

orbit 22

Monday 1 December 2014 1:29

Or you could measure your doorway before buying a piece of furniture.

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ThomasMercury 11

Monday 1 December 2014 20:23

The bottom of a sofa is almost always sealed with some sort of fabric, nailed to the sofa. If you can remove those nails, chances are you can access some bolts and nuts. Take those off and you can probably bring the sofa inside in smaller pieces.

casste 6

Monday 1 December 2014 20:32

I don't know why you'd drive 8 hours in one day. I would've taken it to a friends house or a storage unit or something. You should obviously call the store or figure out their store hours....

kenzie_gauche 12

Monday 1 December 2014 21:44

Why don't you try to take it through the backdrop?

kenzie_gauche 12

Monday 1 December 2014 21:45

Back door*

kkkiiitttyyy 14

Monday 1 December 2014 23:27

PIVOT

BobRyder 24

Tuesday 2 December 2014 0:25

You don't sound like you're very good at thinking ahead hahaha

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 2 December 2014 17:55

I've worked in the warehouse section of a furniture store for over 2 yrs now & all I ever hear is complaining by either sales people (regarding returns) or customers about furniture not fitting through the door...has nobody heard of using a tape measure PRIOR to buying that 12' sofa with 8' matching love seat or "big man's" recliner & measuring ALL dimensions of them as well as their door ways?