Miscellaneous: Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy...

By davy0540 - 30/11/2014 06:09 - United States

Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

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By abutorac951 - 16/03/2020 16:48

Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML

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Today, after my husband trusted me to sort out the arrangements for modifying our kitchen and I spent a lot of time finding the perfect top-quality items, they were delivered 1,291 miles away in a town I’ve never heard of. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By Stressed Seamstress - 16/11/2017 00:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my usual 15 minute return trip from the fabric store took almost an hour and a half due to traffic. Once I finally got home, I realized I misunderstood the pattern I'm using and only bought half the fabric I needed. FML

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By Harry - 05/12/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofas to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 00:00

Today, I drove two hours to secretly buy an antique book my wife has been looking for for 30 years since her childhood copy was lost in a house fire. There was one other guy there interested in buying it, we were both cash buyers but with one difference: I was the one who forgot his wallet. FML

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Cbizzlez 10

Monday 1 December 2014 0:04

A measuring tape would've gone a long way...

orbit 22

Monday 1 December 2014 1:29

Or you could measure your doorway before buying a piece of furniture.

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vikky538 28

Monday 1 December 2014 1:56

there is a reason measuring tape available..

caleb_ohs 8

Monday 1 December 2014 1:58

Measuring tape? Ever heard of it.

Tannasgh 22

Monday 1 December 2014 2:15

Tape measure

Stormcloak 20

Monday 1 December 2014 2:17

Nice way to spend 9 hours.

thespiantess 18

Monday 1 December 2014 2:30

"PIVOT! PIVOT!"

josiemorehouse 12

Monday 1 December 2014 5:01

#31, you totally read my mind, LOL!!!

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 1 December 2014 5:24

One of the best episodes ever! My brother and I yell this anytime a couch is moved in our house.

thatcoolguy123 14

Monday 1 December 2014 2:44

Nice job...

tehdarkness 21

Monday 1 December 2014 2:56

Next time do the math, son.

Wiringify 22

Monday 1 December 2014 3:04

You got the first AND the second comment. Congratulations.

kbecks87 16

Monday 1 December 2014 3:16

How do you not deserve this? Why would you make a purchase like this without first checking dimensions?

BanAnnalee 12

Monday 1 December 2014 3:57

I feel is this one's on you.

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