By footscratching - 28/01/2012 06:27 - United States

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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML
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aeshleyrose 6

You raised him, bud.

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efemel94 7

Looks like your son could do with a buttscratchet

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Ozuru 11

When you became a parent, you signed up for foot scratching duty.

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IntoTheClouds 42

My parents never scratched my feet for me...

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upyourzlolz 11

All this feet scratching talk madero wonder... Can't you scratch your foot with your other foot?

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saranndipidy 0

you sound like Obama...with your...unneeded.. pauses.

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Enslaved 36

Some women find a guy that is helpful towards their kids a turn on. Hope that is how your wife saw it. (:

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sammyjo06 14

Ehhh, I think you have that a little mixed up. Yes, a guy that's helpful to kids is going to have an easier time getting a gf/wife. Yes, it's something we look for in a man. But unfortunately, when children are involved, it's the opposite of a sexual turnon :X.

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ZielZone 4

That sucks... He'd be grounded

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thehuntress309 12

Lol well he obviously was to weak to move the cat... Martha get the shot gun, the herd needs a thinin

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Devin91 20

How old is your son that he didn't think to move the cat?

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