Intimacy: Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at...

By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Deathhound 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:58

Why did she say it then?

gunmania0 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:11

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

Comments

JadeWalker 14

Monday 31 October 2011 5:42

obviousely shes gonna say no if shes pissed off at you. ydi it pig. my bf doesnt ever ********** to ****. your pathetic.

beggarman 4

Monday 31 October 2011 8:20

Hahaha. Yes he does.

chavkill 2

Monday 31 October 2011 8:45

I reckon he does lol. Most guys do keeps us happy ya know also means were not begging for pleasure 24/7. Your boyfriend would have to be really boring if he never masturbated either that or you have sex everyday.

joncole 6

Monday 31 October 2011 5:55

Hate women like that

mexicoman101 6

Monday 31 October 2011 6:05

Thats bullshit, she has no reason to get that angry over you watching ****. Then again you cant expect her to put out whilst shes mad at you. The best you can do is apologize but let her know you will be doing that as long as she isnt fulfilling your needs.

lightfiyr 0

Monday 31 October 2011 6:13

Sorry for party rocking

Afonya 2

Monday 31 October 2011 7:32

you should try not to piss your wife off before asking her to have sex.

lizard399 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:20

"Hey I know I just made you feel bad, and you're upset or whatever but let's do it cause it'll fix my current situation." Yeeaahh.. Sounds wonderful.. Was he expecting you not to be mad anymore?

lizard399 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:26

He, you, him whatever.. I wrote it this to the wrong person

lizard399 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:28

Grr.. I'm done typing!

iilovecokee 6

Monday 31 October 2011 9:23

All you men and boys calling his wife a stupid bitch. I can't wait for the day you walk in on your wives/girlfriends masturbating to ****, where the actors dick is twice as big as yours and **** was her first option. That's right, before you. I'm sure she will consider you, but you just won't be a good enough. I can see your below average dicks inverting with insecurity as I type this. And yes, they probably would prefer the actor's dick over yours.