By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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gunmania0 12

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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tehzilla 12

If I ever walked in on my boyfriend jacking off to ****, I wouldn't be instantly turned off or completely insecure or anything like that. Who the **** cares, he's a grown man, he can do what he wants. If his wife is going to completely freak out like that, she needs to know that it isn't a slight against her or anything, and even if she is up for sex all the time, sometimes ya just need some alone time!

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musicat29 6

Well duh, of course she wasn't in the mood after catching you like that...

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rebanne 5

You're an asshole. My husband prefers **** to me when I do all the things he wants. Why aren't the real things enough?!? ASSHOLE.

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clementine00 1

well she probably didn't want to have sex with you after that. I wouldn't want to have sex with my boyfriend after that.

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clementine00 1

try being romantic first.

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kaikai234 4

I wouldn't want to have sex as your 'second' choice ask first wake off later.

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BeatleJames1393 0

"saw-REE!" ......... .............. *fap fap fap fap fap...*

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Nerdy_smooth 8

Dude I do that and my girlfriend walked in she'd yell at me too then eventually she'd want to watch too

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akichan15 5

it's just ****. what's her deal? :/

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